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Champions League Final to receive Hollywood treatment
The all-English Champions League final between Manchester United and Chelsea is to be made into a Hollywood blockbuster, Over The Bar can exclusively reveal. The prospect of a young, cocksure American soccer squad taking on a dreary but ruthlessly efficient Russian team has been too much for Hollywood executives to turn down and Rocky star Sylvester [...]
Sven sacked over spectacles
Sven Goran Eriksson will be sacked by at the end of the season after a disagreement with Manchester City owner Thaksin Shinawatra about his new glasses. The ex-England manager started well at Eastlands this season, mainly because the opposition didn’t recognise any of his signings. However, since he adopted his sky blue-rimmed spectacles, results have [...]
OCD now a football ‘epidemic’
Following David Bentley’s admission that footballers have an addictive personality, with Bentley himself obsessed with DIY, more Premiership stars are owning up to their own bizarre obsessions. Whilst Bentley’s claims were first thought to be yet another way of copying David Beckham, who himself suffers from an obsession of arranging the fridge, Dr Rocque Ocque, Over [...]
Middlesbizzle vs. Da Red Devilz
It be Fridizzle and that must mean it’s da return of da incredible, unforgettable motherfucking D-O double-G. Yo, y’all Middlesbizzle motherfuckers must have some voodoo shit stanking up yo’ asses. Y’all whupped the ass of dem Chelshizzle motherfuckers, fo’ shizzle. Y’all was slicing up so much ass, dat raw Turkish nigga, Sanlizzle, done bust his head [...]
Megson: “I need Chambers”
Bolton boss Gary Megson believes controversial sprinter Dwain Chambers is the man to rescue his side from the relegation mire. The sprinter, who despite beginning a month’s trial at rugby league side Castleford Tigers, is believed to be keen on keeping his options open. Since selling Nicolas Anelka to Chelsea in the January transfer window, Megson’s Bolton [...]
Hicks and Gillett agree to 50/50 split
The American owners of Liverpool have forged a unique agreement that will see each of them take control of 50% of the club. Just last week, co-owner George Gillett described his relationship with partner Tom Hicks as ‘unworkable’, but fresh negotiations over the weekend have led to the pair coming to an amicable agreement. The two Americans [...]
Chelshizzle vs. Middlesbizzle
Yo, I might have ducked out last week, but the S-N double-O-P is still the same blunt tokin’, title holdin’, Desert Eagle .45 totin’ nigga dat leaves yo’ brain broken. Plenty bitchez been ridin’ my ass ’bout Big Snoop Deezy takin’ Eastizzle Weekend off, yo. I ain’t exactly a religious motherfucker, but if tha Doggfather get [...]
Capello’s not working
Pointing The Finger. Asking The Questions. Pinning The Blame So, England lose and our national manager conducts his press conference in Italian? The very least he could do is learn a few key phrases in English. So, here, for you, Sr Cappello, are a few key quotes you’ll maybe find useful in the future: Eravamo assulotamente mutande: “We [...]
Terry: “I’ve been merked”
Fabio Capello’s decision to award the captaincy of England to Rio Ferdinand is nothing but an elaborate practical joke, according to John Terry. Ferdinand, who will captain England for tonight’s friendly against France, has a history of playing practical jokes on his team mates. During the 2006 World Cup, ITV devoted an entire television show to [...]
LA Galaxy to join Champions’ League?
The recent failure of David Beckham to get his 100th England cap has led to suggestions that LA Galaxy may get a Champion’s league place to give the former captain a chance of playing quality opposition. “Allowing David to play in Europe, obviously with biased refereeing so he can do loads of free kicks, is clearly [...]
Sunday: light rain, Max Temp: 16°C (61°F), Min Temp: 11°C (52°F)
Max Temp: 16°C (61°F), Min Temp: 11°C (52°F), Wind Direction: SE, Wind Speed: 16mph, Visibility: moderate, Pressure: 999mb, Humidity: 80%, UV risk: moderate, Sunrise: 04:36BST, Sunset: 21:45BST
Monday: heavy showers, Max Temp: 15°C (59°F), Min Temp: 10°C (50°F)
Max Temp: 15°C (59°F), Min Temp: 10°C (50°F), Wind Direction: SE, Wind Speed: 8mph, Visibility: poor, Pressure: 994mb, Humidity: 92%, UV risk: low, Sunrise: 04:37BST, Sunset: 21:45BST
Tuesday: heavy showers, Max Temp: 16°C (61°F), Min Temp: 11°C (52°F)
Max Temp: 16°C (61°F), Min Temp: 11°C (52°F), Wind Direction: NW, Wind Speed: 9mph, Visibility: good, Pressure: 1000mb, Humidity: 57%, UV risk: low, Sunrise: 04:38BST, Sunset: 21:44BST
Over The Bar
Football News That Really Matters
http://www.overthebar.co.ukChampions League Final to receive Hollywood treatment
The all-English Champions League final between Manchester United and Chelsea is to be made into a Hollywood blockbuster, Over The Bar can exclusively reveal. The prospect of a young, cocksure American soccer squad taking on a dreary but ruthlessly efficient Russian team has been too much for Hollywood executives to turn down and Rocky star Sylvester [...]
Sven sacked over spectacles
Sven Goran Eriksson will be sacked by at the end of the season after a disagreement with Manchester City owner Thaksin Shinawatra about his new glasses. The ex-England manager started well at Eastlands this season, mainly because the opposition didn’t recognise any of his signings. However, since he adopted his sky blue-rimmed spectacles, results have [...]
OCD now a football ‘epidemic’
Following David Bentley’s admission that footballers have an addictive personality, with Bentley himself obsessed with DIY, more Premiership stars are owning up to their own bizarre obsessions. Whilst Bentley’s claims were first thought to be yet another way of copying David Beckham, who himself suffers from an obsession of arranging the fridge, Dr Rocque Ocque, Over [...]
Middlesbizzle vs. Da Red Devilz
It be Fridizzle and that must mean it’s da return of da incredible, unforgettable motherfucking D-O double-G. Yo, y’all Middlesbizzle motherfuckers must have some voodoo shit stanking up yo’ asses. Y’all whupped the ass of dem Chelshizzle motherfuckers, fo’ shizzle. Y’all was slicing up so much ass, dat raw Turkish nigga, Sanlizzle, done bust his head [...]
Megson: “I need Chambers”
Bolton boss Gary Megson believes controversial sprinter Dwain Chambers is the man to rescue his side from the relegation mire. The sprinter, who despite beginning a month’s trial at rugby league side Castleford Tigers, is believed to be keen on keeping his options open. Since selling Nicolas Anelka to Chelsea in the January transfer window, Megson’s Bolton [...]
Hicks and Gillett agree to 50/50 split
The American owners of Liverpool have forged a unique agreement that will see each of them take control of 50% of the club. Just last week, co-owner George Gillett described his relationship with partner Tom Hicks as ‘unworkable’, but fresh negotiations over the weekend have led to the pair coming to an amicable agreement. The two Americans [...]
Chelshizzle vs. Middlesbizzle
Yo, I might have ducked out last week, but the S-N double-O-P is still the same blunt tokin’, title holdin’, Desert Eagle .45 totin’ nigga dat leaves yo’ brain broken. Plenty bitchez been ridin’ my ass ’bout Big Snoop Deezy takin’ Eastizzle Weekend off, yo. I ain’t exactly a religious motherfucker, but if tha Doggfather get [...]
Capello’s not working
Pointing The Finger. Asking The Questions. Pinning The Blame So, England lose and our national manager conducts his press conference in Italian? The very least he could do is learn a few key phrases in English. So, here, for you, Sr Cappello, are a few key quotes you’ll maybe find useful in the future: Eravamo assulotamente mutande: “We [...]
Terry: “I’ve been merked”
Fabio Capello’s decision to award the captaincy of England to Rio Ferdinand is nothing but an elaborate practical joke, according to John Terry. Ferdinand, who will captain England for tonight’s friendly against France, has a history of playing practical jokes on his team mates. During the 2006 World Cup, ITV devoted an entire television show to [...]
LA Galaxy to join Champions’ League?
The recent failure of David Beckham to get his 100th England cap has led to suggestions that LA Galaxy may get a Champion’s league place to give the former captain a chance of playing quality opposition. “Allowing David to play in Europe, obviously with biased refereeing so he can do loads of free kicks, is clearly [...]
BBC - Weather Centre - Forecast for Hartlepool, United Kingdom
by the BBC Weather Centre in association with the Met Office
http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?world=4376Sunday: light rain, Max Temp: 16°C (61°F), Min Temp: 11°C (52°F)
Max Temp: 16°C (61°F), Min Temp: 11°C (52°F), Wind Direction: SE, Wind Speed: 16mph, Visibility: moderate, Pressure: 999mb, Humidity: 80%, UV risk: moderate, Sunrise: 04:36BST, Sunset: 21:45BST
Monday: heavy showers, Max Temp: 15°C (59°F), Min Temp: 10°C (50°F)
Max Temp: 15°C (59°F), Min Temp: 10°C (50°F), Wind Direction: SE, Wind Speed: 8mph, Visibility: poor, Pressure: 994mb, Humidity: 92%, UV risk: low, Sunrise: 04:37BST, Sunset: 21:45BST
Tuesday: heavy showers, Max Temp: 16°C (61°F), Min Temp: 11°C (52°F)
Max Temp: 16°C (61°F), Min Temp: 11°C (52°F), Wind Direction: NW, Wind Speed: 9mph, Visibility: good, Pressure: 1000mb, Humidity: 57%, UV risk: low, Sunrise: 04:38BST, Sunset: 21:44BST